Wedged between Angela Merkel, German Chancellor with a matronly hairdo, in her undies and a news story about UK women washing their bras only 6 times a year, I found some equally hilarious boar stories from Europe and around the world. Mainly from European countries where true wild boar are moving in with man to enjoy the comforts of life in big cities.
As you know from some of my previous posts, many urbanites are quite tolerant of the wild pigs in their midst. Berlin, the German capital, seems to hold particularly great attraction to wild boar.
In January 2004 the British newspaper The Guardian ran a headline
Boar bites man in Berlin flat
A wild boar searching for food broke into a Berlin apartment and bit a man on the leg before fleeing into the woods.
A police spokesman said yesterday: "The wild boar broke into the living room through a terrace door and hid under a table. When the 54-year old resident tried to shoo the boar back out the door, it went wild."
The man was treated in hospital for his leg wound and discharged on the same day. Police said the animal had not been captured.
Several thousand wild boars, which can grow to 150kg (23 stone), inhabit the city and push further into the city when food supplies are low.

Hundreds of miles to the West, a wild pig felt the need for spiritual guidance. Or was it just the smell of breakfast?
Wild Boar Storms Frankfurt Church
Over the last several months, turmoil in the international economy has made Frankfurt on the Main, Europe's financial capital, a pretty scary place to live. Still, the city's Martinus Evangelical Church got a special shock on Thursday as a rampaging wild boar burst through a glass porch door and terrorized a group of 10 mothers eating breakfast with their young children. . . .
The mothers, who dine regularly in the church as part of a "mini-club," were seated with their offspring, ages one to three, at small, appropriately-sized children's tables. At about 11 a.m., police reports indicate that a feral beast leapt into the room through a glass door, shattering its pane into hundreds of pieces. The boar then dashed frantically around the room before exiting through the very same portal from which it had made its violent entrance.
The mothers and children took cover by getting up on top of the tables and chairs, and although no one was hurt, all were visibly rattled when the police arrived later. According to the police report, the parish is providing "psychological support" for all those who need it.
Victims of the attack told police that the boar, suspected to be female, sustained injuries from crashing through the glass. After briefly running around the room, the wild sow ran back toward the cemetery, suggesting that she may have been just as frightened by the encounter as were the shaken members of the breakfast club . . .(Spiegel Online)
A Startling Trend
2008 has been a banner year for wild boar incidents in Germany, with sudden attacks, often in gangs, becoming an increasingly familiar sight.
After groups of angry boars assaulted car thieves and layed waste to a home-improvement store earlier this year, it is difficult to avoid the conclusion that in the years to come, even the country's most urban districts will no longer safe from the boars' wild onslaught. (Spiegel Online International November 2008)
So, you think boar are only going berserk in Germany? How about this article published in December 2007 in The Independent, a British newspaper.
Wild Boar Runs Amok In France
(Newser) - Shoppers weren't the only thing going hog-wild over the weekend . . . One wild boar rampaged amid last-minute gift-buyers in a clothing store in France, while another stepped in front of a high-speed train, delaying trains for hours.
In the clothing shop in Poitiers, in western France, customers and staff were evacuated while police tried to remove the 190-pound boar. But the animal charged officers and was shot. The second boar was hit by the high-speed Nice-to-Brussels express. The train was then delayed for almost four hours, triggering travel chaos across France as 34 other trains were also held up. (Independent December 2007)
Wild pigs even found a liberal home in Massachusetts according to an article by George Barnes, staff writer for TELEGRAM & GAZETTE. It appeared in October of 2008.
Wild boar struck and killed on Rt. 2
. . .There have been deer, moose and even bear killed on Route 2, but a Russian wild boar hit by a vehicle Wednesday morning was something new to everyone involved.
David Procopio, a spokesman for the state police, said yesterday that a trooper on the westbound lane heading into work about 6:30 a.m. noticed a large animal, obviously injured, on the side of the highway just before Shirley Road in Lancaster. . . .
Mr. Procopio said the animal was suffering and posed a risk to passing motorists if it got back into the travel lane. He said it was decided to euthanize it. . . .
Chester H. Hall III of Royalston was contacted to take away the carcass. Mr. Hall is known locally as a coyote hunter. He said he was offered what he was told was a pig for coyote bait.
“I went to pick up a wild pig and there was a full-blown Russian boar,” he said.
The boar was about 200 pounds, dark brown and slightly reddish in color. Mr. Hall said it looked to him like the classic image of a werewolf with a hump on its back and a long snout. The animal had tusks but they were barely visible because they were broken.
Mr. Hall said he was surprised because wild boars are not supposed to be found in Massachusetts.
“I spoke to a biologist and he said it’s only the third time he has heard of one in Massachusetts,” he said. . . .
There are wild boar populations in New Hampshire, Vermont and Pennsylvania, but the animals are rarely seen in other parts of the Northeast. . . .
Mr. Hall said he has hunted bear, but he would not want to meet a wild boar up close.
“They can be very nasty and aggressive,” he said.
I would rather see a 500-pound bear in the woods than a boar. Chester H. Hall III, HUNTER
Mr. Hall said most people who hunt boars do so from a tree stand. . . (CBS NEWS, News Telegram.com,October 2008)
Even celebrity status does not exempt a person from boaring contacts.
Boar hunters want pact with Brangelina
London, June 2 (ANI): Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are being urged to open up the grounds of the 17th-century French chateau they are staying in - by wildboar hunters.
Brangelina arrived at Chateau Miraval, near Aix-en-Provence last weekend, and are renting the 35-room former Benedictine priory for the next three years.
The chateau sits on a 1,000-acre estate that has vineyards, two swimming pools, a helipad, a forest and a lake with swans and geese.
However, hunters are urging Tom Bove, the owner of the estate to ensure that the environment-friendly couple don't bar them from hunting on the grounds, especially as it prevents the vineyards from being destroyed by animals.
Were waiting to hear back from Mr Bove and we hope the new residents won't ban our hunts, Times Online quoted Alain Mayen, as saying.
The environment is all very well but you have to protect the vines. Hunting is the only way to stop the vines getting damaged.
Added Michael Latz, the mayor of Correns: Hunting here is part of the local tradition. Boar and deer are harmful. If you don't hunt them, you don't get grapes. (ANI) (Some typos corrected)
This Europe: Urban boar hunter escapes with his liberty
By Alex Duval Smith in Paris, February 2003
Knife attacks and shoot-outs are part of life in high-rise estates. But a court in Grenoble has made a stab at ensuring that boars, at least, will be safe in la zone.
A 37-year-old man was fined €200 (£130) and given a month's suspended sentence for hunting down a boar on an estate at Bourg d'Oisans in the Alps, earlier this week.
The unfortunate animal was quick-witted even in the face of a pack of hunting dogs; a law forbids hunting within 150 metres of human habitation.
Despite having been coursed for several hours, the boar hightailed it through a car park and past shops to the estate. There, it must have thought, amid the juvenile delinquents and drug dealers, it would be protected by the law.
But the hunter, who did not turn up in court and was not named, claimed in his affidavit that the animal was "aggressive". He decided to finish it off "to protect the children and the other people".
The prosecutor told the court the hunter shot the boar with his rifle, then stabbed it to death. The boar drew its last breath just three metres from the entrance to one of the blocks of flats. . . .
The case marks the latest in heroic getaways – some of them successful – by boars. Last summer, one climbed over a dune and swam out to sea to escape the chop. (D. Smith)
Back to Germany where a wild boar gave an elderly couple the most exciting night in decades.
Boar Goes Hog Wild
The beast from the local forest sped past a group of children playing outside and into the building in a Berlin suburb, probably in search of food. Petrified neighbors peered through their spy holes fearing their doors would not hold - and called 36-year-old hunter Conrad Meyer.
"I grabbed him around the neck and then stabbed him square in the heart with my hunting knife," Meyer told the BZ daily newspaper, which showed him in traditional green hunter's hat and camouflage kit dragging the carcass away.
Wild boar often cause havoc in Berlin. Last April one jumped into bed with an elderly couple and in January a man was hospitalized by a boar when it crashed into his living room. (Thomson Reuters 2004 All rights reserved); Planet Ark)
I do not know what the connection really is, but could it have something to do with wild pigs jumping into bed with couples? Read this and wonder.
Numbers of wild boars surge
Wild boars are breeding at a huge rate in Germany and wreaking greater havoc than in any other European country by destroying crops, killing pets and even attacking people, according to a new study.
Findings by the Hanover-based Institute of Wildlife Research show that Germany's boar population rose by 320 percent last year because of better access to food and bigger litters of young.
"It's impossible for their habitat to adapt to a surge of this degree," the institute's Gunter Sodeikat said.
Increasingly encroaching on suburban areas, boars have been reported attacking people, killing pets, and digging up corpses in cemeteries. Graveyards and gardens are being ravaged daily, police say.
The surge has also caused mounting destruction of crops and raised the risk of swine fever spreading, Sodeikat said.
According to the institute, the boar boom is exceptional in Germany, though it is not yet clear why.
"German litters have six to eight piglets on average, other countries usually only about four or five," the study said. (Reuters; The Independent October 2008)
Though I find many of these stories funny and even feel like cheering for the boar, the following story shows the dangerous side of wild boar. It is a tragic story published by Der Spiegel in October of 2008.
Boar Kills Hunter Near Berlin
. . . Zoologists have called them Germany's "most dangerous animal." And while wild boars have been terrorizing the German countryside for centuries, in recent months their comfort zone has expanded, with city centers now also falling under their reign of destruction.
This year alone, boars chased a pair of policemen onto a balcony in a suburb of Frankfurt, sent a pensioner to the emergency room in Berlin, and broke into a home improvement store before being shot to death at the checkout counter in North Rhine-Westphalia.
None of these earlier skirmishes, however, resulted in loss of non-boar life. Now the stakes are getting higher.
An unlucky hunter, a married 72-year-old man from Berlin identified only as Jürgen C., was not alone when he met his untimely end. He was part of a five-man hunting party that joined forces in order to dispatch a wild beast spotted feasting on maize in a cornfield near the village of Linthe, 70 kilometers outside Berlin.
At first, the hunters seemed to have the upper hand. According to 53-year-old hunting partner Ehrhard H., it was Jürgen himself who first managed to shoot the boar in one of its legs, but the creature was able to dash back into the cornfield.
Then Ben, the group's hunting dog, was sent to pursue the hog, followed close behind by hunter Torsten P. This time it was the boar who scored a hit. According Ehrhard, the remaining hunters heard a cry before seeing Torsten limp back to the group with a wounded shin.
At this point Jürgen, armed with 45 years of hunting experience, decided he would launch his own pursuit. "It was getting dark and we didn't even realize that Jürgen had gone back into the field," Ehrhard told the German tabloid Bild. "Then suddenly we heard a scream for help."
But by the time Jürgen's friends found him, he was lying on the ground bleeding heavily from his knee. They called an ambulance but it was too late. The boar warrior had punctured a major artery and the 72-year-old sportsman bled to death.
The hunting party ultimately found the boar and shot it. The corpse of the murderous beast is now being kept in a refrigeration room not far from the scene of its struggle. (Spiegel Online International 10/10/2008)
A world apart a man playing cards with friends had a similar, but less traumatic, experience with a wild boar. In April 2009 Hong Kong Earth News reported on demands to control wild pig populations after a man was injured by a boar.
Control of Hong Kong boar population urged after man savaged
A 77-year-old Hong Kong man was savaged by a wild boar that pinned him to the ground and bit his groin, police said Wednesday. The 70-kilogram animal went on a rampage, knocking the man down and sinking its teeth into him, after it strayed into a village in Hong Kong's New Territories.
Witnesses said the boar attacked Tuesday after it jumped a fence and charged at the man who was playing cards with friends outside.
The animal then ran off. The man was taken to hospital bleeding and was in stable condition Wednesday.
The attack is the latest in a series involving wild boars, which have lead to calls on the government to control the population, which is believed to have grown in recent years in Hong Kong's rural areas, which cover more than 70 per cent of the territory's 1,078 square kilometres.
Wild boar are common in rural parts of Hong Kong near its border with mainland China but are rarely seen in built-up urban parts of the city. But in February, police shot dead a wild boar when it strayed into a high-rise housing estate in the city's built-up Tuen Mun district.
In September, a 120-kilogram boar was also shot dead by police after it fought with pet dogs and bit two residents in a rural village near the Hong Kong-China border. (Hong Kong News Report)
After all this blood and gore it is refreshing to note that these gregarious bad boys of big game and the environment also have a few defenders. Joining Brangelina is Sir Paul McCartney, according to The Sun on May 3, 2009.
The fab boar
Neighbours of Sir Paul McCartney are pig sick because he refuses to cull wild boar on his estate.
They say dozens of the animals, which weigh up to 900lbs, are “wreaking havoc”.
Macca, 66, a vegetarian and animal rights campaigner, will not co-operate with locals who want to control numbers at his 1,500-acre estate in Peasmarsh, East Sussex.
Government policy gives landowners and communities power to cull the animals if they threaten the environment, farming or human safety.
Macca’s neighbours say crops, trees and gardens in the area are suffering because he refuses to act. A source said: “The boar are doing huge damage. They are also dangerous if confronted.
“Locals are up in arms because he won’t allow them to be shot. They are breeding like rabbits and his estate is completely over-run.”
The source added: “Boar are a huge problem for farmers. As with deer, the Government has a policy to allow humane culling but Sir Paul is having none of it.”
West Kent and Sussex has Britain’s largest breeding population of wild boar. The official number is 200, but experts believe it may be 400.
Boar can reach the same weight as a horse and are very quick on their feet.
Professional stalker Stewart Venables, 48, said: “Wild boar can be very dangerous. They will attack people to protect their young. They have tusks and teeth like razors.
“A charging boar could kill someone. They really are a big problem in the UK now.” . . . (JOHN KAY, Chief Reporter and GORDON SMART, Bizarre Editor , The Sun)
Let me close on a conciliatory note published in Explore, Hong Kong. At the end of a lengthy article the author concludes:
Targeting Boar
“ . . . Granted, they are a nuisance, and there are some very legitimate cases of concern too. Gardens and farms around the territory are often being raided. The pigs' tough snouts burrow into the ground for roots or vegetables and that acute sense of smell makes it easy for them to zero in on those especially yummy treats. . . .
The 'mauling' of the Kau Sai Chau golf course by a family of 20 boars made the news around the world in 2004. Previously not sighted on the island, the family swam over from nearby High Island and wallowed in the abundance of a particularly tasty grub – to boars, that is! Rather than bring a hunting team . . . night watchmen were hired to patrol the course in noisy maintenance vehicles with high beam lights. This greatly reduced the turf damage (from 1,000 to 20 square metres). The golf course then installed electric fencing . . .
Kevin Yuen, General Manager of the Jockey Club facility, told Explore: "There's lots of misunderstanding about wild boars! We're not keen to hunt them; instead we prefer to use preventive measures such as electric fences, which won't harm them but merely deter them… Since the installation of the fences late last year, the whole matter has improved greatly, with very small areas damaged by boar, mainly in the rough areas. We are pleased with the current situation. As a matter of fact, we are working on a review of the habitats of wild boar with ecologists to help us understand wild boars better."
. . .Certainly, the feral pig population is growing exponentially and the numbers need to be controlled – but – what use is two killings per month by the AFCD sanctioned Boar Swat team?
AFCD Fauna Conservation Officer/Enforcement, C.L. Wong, told Explore that no consideration is given to conserving these animals anywhere in the world because they are dangerous animals. No doubt a cornered animal about to charge is dangerous. But many of those who spoke to Explore believe that more investigation into the use of tranquilizer darts and sterilization of females to reduce numbers should be considered before the guns are cocked. (Explore, Sai Kung)
Commenting on one of my last posts, “Native” remarked:
“I do like the "Bad Boys" image though because they are a bit unruly and mischievous due to their curious nature.
There will not be a barrel, pole, piece of plywood or nothing which they haven't touched their noses to, turned over or rolled down a hill.
I am always completely fascinated by these wonderfully entertaining Wild Swine!” (Native, nativehunt.com)
To which I can only say Amen.
PJJ