Boar Hunting Singles in Santa Monica, CA

Now you can meet all 2,459 of them.

Yes, you read right. There are purportedly 2,459 singles in and around Santa Monica, California, who are dying to go boar hunting with you. There are also 2,459 wild boar hunting singles in Greater Los Angeles. That is amazing!

Most hunters I know, including myself and my sons, can elicit from wives and girlfriends only very mild 'interest' in hunting. Women are not enthralled by men who 'murder Bambi', butcher 'Miss Piggy' and blow cuddly 'Roger Rabbit' to smithereens, it seems. Ask Kermit the Frog!

Seriously, women who hunt are the exception. But at least one website for singles is betting against me.

“Meet local singles who love Hunting!”, declares their headline.

Followed immediately by a short list of “Today's Special Free Trial Offer for Hunters”.

Among others, “No credit card required to join.”

Vow! No credit card? You cannot beat that.

Oh yes, you can.

Which manly hunter could ever resist the allure of these huntresses? Even Artemis and Diana would turn green with envy – and convert them into tree stumps or something unattractive like that.

The huntress on the right is recommended only for advanced, experienced, fearless hunters who can keep up with her hunting prowess. Look at all the trophies she has collected in one day's hunt! Impressive and intimidating. She even brought her waders – just in case her prey decides to graze in the middle of a shallow river.

On the other hand, the girl on the left obviously relies on the dazzle effect for camouflage. Imagine the stupefied look on the face of the grizzled wild boar when he first spots this exciting adversary! Just long enough for the huntress to place a well aimed arrow into him. It serves him right for letting his lecherous ego get in the way of survival.

But wait! What is sticking out of her left back pocket? Could that be a cattle prod?

If her arrow misses, does she use it to zap the boar into submission. That is more humane than to stick the poor pig unceremoniously with a knife. Right? Or is it meant to keep overeager two legged boar hunters at bay?

How many red blooded boar hunters really could resist giving the huntress some pointers on the correct body stance when drawing a bow? Followed by a hands on demonstration of finer, secret points that transform an average archer into an expert? Come on, be honest!

Single boar hunters everywhere, unite and visit this website before all 2, 459 single huntresses have found their match. If you have an 'interested party' or potential significant other lurking in the shadows, beware of prying eyes! The slightest glimpse of one of these huntresses will get you barred forever from ever, ever going hunting again; or getting close to bow, arrow and quiver; or close to firearms. Or to the great outdoors haunted by Artemis and her cohorts.

Unless, of course, you as an experienced hunter attract and then promote one of the single huntresses to best hunting buddy. Good luck!

PJJ

(Source: singlesnet.com)